so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
...is so fat, she wear a microwave as a beeper.
so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.
ROTF...hahaha I love those..
[img]biggrin.gif[/img] OH masturbation makes me laugh!!!
what does masturbation have to do with yo mama?? I just know I shouldn't have asked that question...*cringing*
Ohh You are such a tattletale [img]tongue.gif[/img] I did say it , but i just repeated what I heard...speaking of:
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key
Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people
Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
I am not [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Pinch an inch on her forehead ROTFL!!!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He said it first Mum!!!Originally posted by ellanoize:
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.
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